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Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped: 400 All-New Facts About the Man Who Knows Neither Fear Nor Mercy Paperback – May 4, 2010

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The Legend of Chuck Norris Lives On After the deadly duo of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T roundhouse-kicked bestseller lists, Ian Spector returns to complete the thrillogy that has become just as unstoppable, herculean, and legendary as Chuck Norris himself. Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped reveals 400 all-new facts about the roughest, toughest, and buffest man to ever stalk the face of the Earth. This third testament about the master of macho manliness uncovers such unknown facts as: * Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter. * The reason we haven't found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first. * When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys. * A solar eclipse is the sun's attempt to hide from Chuck Norris. * Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That's where the term choke-hold comes from. * A man once broke every bone in his body to avoid Chuck Norris doing it for him. Brimming with brawn and full of fortitude, Chuck Norris Cannot Be Stopped contains everything you ever wanted to know about Chuck Norris but were too terrified to ask.

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Ian Spector launched the Web phenomenon “Chuck Norris Facts” in 2003 and is the New York Times bestselling author of The Truth About Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T. A recent graduate of Brown University, Spector lives on Long Island.

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ASIN ‏ : ‎ 159240555X
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Gotham; Illustrated edition (May 4, 2010)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 176 pages
ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 9781592405558
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1592405558
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 4.4 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.4 x 7 inches

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Ian Spector is an entrepreneur, digital strategist, and consultant focused on creating impactful digital experiences. In 2005, Ian created "Chuck Norris Facts," the internet's first modern meme featuring curated user-generated content. He is also the New York Times bestselling author of its companion book series, which has over 750,000 copies in print worldwide.

Today, Ian works with entrepreneurs and executives to solve problems and design new products and experiences with data, technology, and user-centered design. He holds a bachelor's degree in cognitive neuroscience from Brown University and an MBA from the MIT Sloan School of Management.

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john d s

Try and stop him.

Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2024

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Resistance is futile. Chuck cannot be stopped. Chuck Norris foreva!

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Christina Prevot

Full of CURRENT Norris goodness

Reviewed in the United States on May 11, 2010

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I got this for my cousins, and they were reading the jokes the whole night - and I have to be honest, an overwhelming amount of them were funny.

We all know the dichotomy of who thinks Chuck Norris facts are funny and for what reasons, and this book does not disappoint. There are a lot of current references in here (golden parachute, Obama, etc.) that give some of the jokes a fun political satire. If you're not into politics, don't let this dissuade you, there are PLENTY of other traditional CN jokes you will enjoy.

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T. Hulbert

Husband loved it

Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2020

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My husband thought this was great. I always get him either a gag gift or something silly for Christmas and this fit the bill.

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Matthew

It was funny

Reviewed in the United States on June 24, 2010

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While this book contained quite a few old chuck norris facts, some of the newer ones were hilarious. I was laughing loudly once I read one of the more funny ones such as, "Chuck Norris once beat an orphan to death with the body of another orphan." It has 3 chuck norris facts on each page. It was good light reading between more intensive books.

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dizzzah

Extremely Funny

Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2013

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My boyfriend saw this book in Spencers and stated he "had to have it". Christmas was right away the corner so we didn't buy it at the time. I surprised him by putting it in his stocking. I still find him carrying the book around the house laughing at couple of seconds.

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V. Larson

Great Conversation Piece

Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2013

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If you are in a group and want to get the conversations rolling this is a great way to open it up, some of the content is a little unnecessary- "R" rating...but still you can have some good laughs!

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Darlene J Waite

I would recommend

Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2019

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My son loved this!

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D. Coleman

Very Disappointed

Reviewed in the United States on December 16, 2010

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We bought this book as a Xmas present for my 14 yr old son.
We previewed it. It is filled with mindless, ridiculous funny statements.
But 20% is very inappropriate and references sex, and sexual acts.
I believe that Chuck would not approve of that stuff.
This book is going to be sent back.

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Lame rape jokes & sexual pics, not many funny bits

Reviewed in Australia on August 8, 2022

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I'm no prude and a big fan of a Chuck Norris joke, I so badly wanted to like this book, but sadly this book was a big disappointment.
Mostly really lame unfunny jokes with no funny or witty punchline, seems like Chuck Norris' name has just been thrown in there for the sake of it, as they're not proper Chuck Norris jokes like people may be used to.

Theres about 3 funny jokes that are not very original as I'd already heard them before and they've been doing the rounds for years.

A few jokes about rape and sexual assault, a bit of hate speech about disabilities, some really lame jokes about killing children, and some R rated crude cartoons of Chuck Norris shagging in various positions.

But not really any good Chuck Norris jokes.