A God Among Sea-Men
South Park
Season 6 E 7 • 06/26/2002

The Sea People build their civilization and worship Cartman.

Watching

02:06

No Kitty
South ParkS1 E1

Crop circles reveal contact by the Visitors.
08/13/1997
00:48

Let's Get Those Kids
South ParkS1 E3

The mayor tells the town that the boys are in need of rescue.
08/27/1997
00:49

Sticky Puffy Eyes
South ParkS1 E7

After a run-in with zombie Johnson and seeing a report on the spread of pinkeye in South Park, Chef begins to question the diagnosis.
10/29/1997
01:16

Total Anarchy!
South ParkS2 E4

At a press conference about the Chickenfucker's continuing spree, Officer Barbrady breaks down and admits he can't read.
05/20/1998
00:56

Cartman Wins the Talent Show
South ParkS2 E11

Cartman wins the Cheesy Poofs Talent Show. Meanwhile, word about the plane-arium has spread.
09/02/1998
01:26

News Report
South ParkS3 E8

News 4 reports on the party, saying they're a suicidal cult.
07/21/1999
00:54

The New Mission
South ParkS3 E8

Stan motivates the Melvins to save the partygoers.
07/21/1999
01:12

Shut Up, Turds!
South ParkS3 E15

Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
12/01/1999
01:05

Mackey of the Bells
South ParkS3 E15

Mr. Mackey sings "Carol of the Bells."
12/01/1999
02:06

Time To Go Mr. Hankey
South ParkS3 E15

Mr. Hankey and friends do one more.
12/01/1999
00:30

D Batteries
South ParkS4 E2

After thirteen hours, Cartman and Kenny are still being chased.
04/12/2000
00:32

Hello Girls, I'm the Easter Bunny
South ParkS4 E4

Janet Reno is lowered into the Marshes' backyard.
04/26/2000
02:15

Big Brown Package From Afghanistan
South ParkS5 E8

The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.
11/07/2001
01:05

Cutting the Head off The Powell Statue
South ParkS6 E7

Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.
06/26/2002
01:09

A God Among Sea-Men
South ParkS6 E7

The Sea People build their civilization and worship Cartman.
06/26/2002
01:28

Heaven Is a Sound Stage
South ParkS6 E12

The Japanese claim to have colonized heaven.
11/06/2002
02:33

Free Blankets
South ParkS7 E7

The town accepts free blankets covered in SARS.
04/30/2003
01:12

John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet
South ParkS9 E12

John Travolta joins Tom Cruise in the closet.
11/16/2005
00:55

R Kelly Sings with TC & JT
South ParkS9 E12

With Nicole Kidman and John Travolta having failed, it's time for R. Kelly shot.
11/16/2005
00:59

Anal Miracle
South ParkS9 E14

Cardinal Mallory determines the bleeding statue is a miracle.
12/07/2005
01:23

A Ballsy New Look
South ParkS12 E2

Britney's manager wants her to release a new song and show off her ballsy new look.
03/19/2008
01:35

Who Is Mysterion?
South ParkS13 E2

Crowds take to the streets to see South Park's favorite super hero: Mysterion.
03/18/2009
00:52

They Took 'er Economy
South ParkS13 E3

The people of South Park talk about the dark economic times.
03/25/2009
02:18

Paying For Everyone's Debts
South ParkS13 E3

Kyle takes on everyone's financial burden, and South Park is finally free. To spend.
03/25/2009
00:39

Troubled Rebel Princess
South ParkS13 E6

Authorities are shocked and baffled over the theft of a particle accelerator magnet.
04/15/2009
01:05

The Fastest Pinewood Derby Car Ever
South ParkS13 E6

Randy and Stan's pinewood derby car may have reached warp speed.
04/15/2009