Ah, I love our readers! While I was still fast sleep very early this morning, watishista! Ciotog sent me all the info/goodies from the new Soy Underwear campaign featuring Javi Martinez. As ever, I’m busy as hell so it took me all day to get it up. Okay. That sounds bad. Get it up on the blog…. After the jump, big ol’ pictures of Javi in his underpants. Hooray!
Yowsa! These are hot! What’s not so hot are the two piece sets. As Ciotog said “I really wish they wouldn’t get him to wear the pj’s that look like they belong to a small boy- it’s a little creepy. ” I couldn’t agree more. They’re…weird and the patterns are shite. Judge for yourself.
The latter two aren’t too bad. The last one looks like a soccer kit, so that’s much less objectionable. But wild animals? Oy. Now granted, if he showed up at my house in one of those sets, I wouldn’t toss him out, but I would try to talk him into taking it off. Well, pretty much anything he showed up in, I’d try to talk him out of!
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
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Of Headbands and Heartbreak... 
It’s all nice, but oof, those legs!
Oh, Javi.
Those are some mighty fine hip dips…
hummuh-nuh hummuh-nuh hummuh-nuh!!! *completely incapable of actual words*
I would wear the one with the zebra print business. A man should not.
Something I learned today: Sometimes it’s not safe to go on HB&HB in class…my laptop has it in for me. The bitch froze upon opening this fiesta of abs & nipples, basically giving me a heart attack since a lotttt of people sit behind me, *sigh* but Javi makes the scare worth it DAYYYUUMMMM!!