Ecuador Team Preview

The Players

Máximo Banguera goalkeeper, Barcelona SC

Jorge Guagua defender, Emelec

Frickson Erazo defender, Flamengo

Juan Paredes defender, Barcelona SC

Alex Ibarra midfielder, Vitesse Arnheim

Cristhian Noboa midfielder, Dynamo Moscow

Jefferson Montero midfielder, Monarcas Morelia

Édison Méndez midfielder, Independiente

João Rojas forward, Cruz Azul

10 Walter Ayovi midfielder, Pachuca

11 Felipe Caicedo forward, Al Jazira

12 Adrián Bone goalkeeper, Nacional

13 Enner Valencia forward, Pachuca

14 Segundo Castillo midfielder, Al Hilal

15 Michael Arroyo midfielder, Atlante

16 Antonio Valencia (captain) midfielder, Manchester United

17 Jaime Ayoví forward, Tijuana

18 Oscar Bagui defender, Emelec

19 Luis Saritama midfielder, Barcelona

20 Fidel Martínez midfielder, Tijuana

21 Gabriel Achilier defender, Emelec

22 Alexander Domínguez goalkeeper, Quito

23 Carlos Gruezo midfielder, Stuttgart

Star man

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Antonio Valencia was named captain after the death of his friend Christian “Chucho” Benítez – he has a tattoo in his honour – with the coach Reinaldo Rueda reasoning “making him the captain was a way of rallying the group”.

Most likely to be sent home in disgrace

Defender Jorge Guagua, the squad’s self-styled guv’nor – he prefers to be referred to as “El Patron” – is no stranger to controversy. El Nacional of Quito cried foul when Guagua joined the Ecuadorian champions Emelec two days after El Nacional had announced his signing. Guagua was unrepentant: “A national team player has to be at a big club like Emelec.”

The coach

Reinaldo Rueda. Or, more correctly, Professor Reinaldo Rueda. The 56-year-old Colombian used to teach sports science at a university and managed Honduras at the 2010 World Cup.

Grudge match

Several neighbourly spats: putting one over on Colombia, with whom Ecuador briefly severed diplomatic relations in 2008 over a border incursion by their bigger northern neighbours, would be sweet – a meeting of the teams is known as El Clásico Tricolor. There is also a historic rivalry with Peru, developed over a 19th-century border conflict, and there have been a succession of dramatic and often tense recent encounters with Uruguay.

Holed up

The secluded Hotel Vila Ventura in Viamão in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul is a luxury eco resort with its own full-sized football pitch, palm-lined ponds and a vast swimming pool with a rather unnerving prison-campesque watchtower looming over it. The hotel has been asked to provide a basket of Ecuadorian varieties of banana in each room daily.

How they qualified
Edged out Uruguay for the final automatic spot in South America, after overcoming the death of striker Chucho Benítez midway through the qualifying campaign.

World Cup high
Beating Poland and Costa Rica to make the second round in 2006, where they gave England an almighty scare.

World Cup low
Throwing away a 1-0 lead against Mexico and being eliminated from the 2002 tournament.

Familiar faces
Antonio Valencia (Manchester United).

Title odds: 150/1

The stereotype is …
If they had to play at sea level they would never win a match.

The reality is …
Their home fortress helps, but so does their fairly simple approach of keeping it tight at the back, getting it out wide and pinging some crosses in.

Ecuador were unbeaten at home (altitude: 2,800m) but couldn’t buy a win away in qualifying. Benítez’s death last July, at 27, was a huge blow that robbed the side of their star striker. In his absence, the powerful but limited former Manchester City forward Felipe Caicedo will probably lead the line. They’ll aim to get at teams with pacy wide play, with Antonio Valencia on the right and the individualistic Jefferson Montero on the left. The team have experience in defence, in which Walter Ayoví will go into the tournament with more than 90 caps.

What are they known for?
Volcanoes 57 per cent
The Galapagos 28 per cent
That Sash song 15 per cent

How Google translates the national anthem
The heat of the lid was heard; victory after the lid flew; freedom after the victory came; and the lion was heard broken

Duration
Two fairly painless minutes.

How to dress like their fans

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Contrary to popular myth, Panama hats actually hail from Ecuador, and flamboyant headgear is an integral part of the Ecuadorian fan’s garb.

Commentator’s go-to stat
Ecuador have been described as a potential banana skin, which makes sense when you find out that it is the world’s biggest exporter of bananas.

Switzerland Team Preview

The Players

Diego Benaglio goalkeeper, Wolfsburg

Stephan Lichtsteiner defender, Juventus

Reto Ziegler defender, Sassuolo

Philippe Senderos defender, Aston Villa

Steve von Bergen defender, Young Boys

Michael Lang defender, Grasshoppers

Tranquillo Barnetta midfielder, Eintracht Frankfurt

Gökhan Inler midfielder, Napoli

Haris Seferovic forward, Real Sociedad

10 Granit Xhaka midfielder, Borussia Mönchengladbach

11 Valon Behrami midfielder, Napoli

12 Yann Sommer goalkeeper, Basel

13 Ricardo Rodríguez defender, Wolfsburg

14 Valentin Stocker midfielder, Basel

15 Blerim Dzemaili midfielder, Napoli

16 Gelson Fernandes midfielder, Freiburg

17 Mario Gavranovic forward, Zurich

18 Admir Mehmedi forward, Freiburg

19 Josip Drmic forward, Nuremberg

20 Johan Djourou defender, Hamburg

21 Roman Bürki goalkeeper, Grasshoppers

22 Fabian Schär defender, Basel

23 Xherdan Shaqiri midfielder, Bayern Munich

Star man

Xherdan Shaqiri is only 22 but will grace his second World Cup finals after another season spent in the shadows of Franck Ribéry, Arjen Robben et al at Bayern Munich. The forward has excelled when given a chance but Pep Guardiola considers him his “most important bench player”, a forward to fling on to stretch the play with his pace and trickery. The Swiss have come to rely on his surging runs..

Most likely to be sent home in disgrace
Tranquillo Barnetta was sent off against Slovenia for two fouls and along with Philippe Senderos is a survivor of the epic punch-up they had with Turkey following victory in a World Cup play-off in 2005.

The coach

One of the great managers of the modern era bows out after the finals when the German Ottmar Hitzfeld calls time on a 31-year coaching career garlanded with medals and one slightly tenuous comparison with spaghetti-sharing Disney mongrel Tramp.

Grudge match

Oh, come on. What about Swiss neutrality? (It would probably have been Turkey – had they qualified). Perhaps, at a push Austria. As hosts in 1954 Switzerland were 3-0 up against Austria but went on to lose 7-5 in 40C heat.

Holed up

The Swiss have requested high-speed internet and French and German language television channels in their hotel, La Torre in Porto Seguro. Other guests staying at the resort – to include some members of the German delegation, whose team are based 20 minutes’ drive away – will be able to mix with the players freely by the pool or on the private beach. The team’s arrival is bad news for local insects, with the hotel promising a massive fumigation programme. “We guarantee that no mosquitos will disturb the players’ sleep,” says the manager.

How they qualified
Unbeaten in Europe’s cakewalk group with seven wins and three draws, finishing seven points ahead of runners-up Iceland.

World Cup high
Quarter-finalists three times, most recently as hosts in 1954 when they were knocked out by Austria in a 7-5 thriller having been 3-0 up. The match was played in 40C heat and remains the highest scoring in any tournament yet.

World Cup low
Lost all three group games in 1962 and again four years later where the nadir was a 5-0 shellacking by West Germany at Hillsborough.

Familiar faces
Philippe Senderos (Fulham), Johan Djourou (Arsenal, on loan at Hamburg).

Title odds: 150/1

The stereotype is … 
An 11-man recruitment drive for Dignitas.

The reality is …
Generously seeded but they do have promising, hard-working and surprisingly subtle midfield skill allied to good organisation and positional discipline. Very light up front – a striker of Rickie Lambert standards would improve them.

Hitzfeld’s glittering career has seen him send out sides in everything from 4-4-2 to 3-5-2, though he has become more cautious with the Swiss and tends to like a numerical advantage in midfield. So expect variations on 4-2-3-1 and all that high-press, energetic stuff.

What they’re known for?
Secret banking 31 per cent
Cuckoo clocks 47 per cent
Heidi 8 per cent
Lava-hot liquid cheese 14 per cent

How Google translates the national anthem
God wants the citizen, citizen of God, God does.

Duration
One minute and five seconds, apparently of torture for the Swiss government which considers it so old and boring that they are holding a competition to choose a new one in 2014.

How to dress like their fans

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Head to Toe in Red!

Commentator’s go-to stat
Seven billion triangular chunks of Toblerone are manufactured each year in the city of Bern.

France Team Preview

The Players

Hugo Lloris (captain) goalkeeper, Tottenham

Mathieu Debuchy defender, Newcastle

Patrice Evra defender, Manchester United

Raphaël Varane defender, Real Madrid

Mamadou Sakho defender, Liverpool

Yohan Cabaye midfielder, Paris Saint-Germain

Franck Ribéry midfielder, Bayern Munich (to be replaced by Morgan Schneiderlin)

Mathieu Valbuena midfielder, Marseille

Olivier Giroud forward, Arsenal

10 Karim Benzema forward, Real Madrid

11 Antoine Griezmann forward, Real Sociedad

12 Rio Mavuba midfielder, Lille

13 Eliaquim Mangala defender, Porto

14 Blaise Matuidi midfielder, Paris Saint-Germain

15 Bacary Sagna defender, Arsenal

16 Stéphane Ruffier goalkeeper, Saint-Etienne

17 Lucas Digne defender, Paris Saint-Germain

18 Moussa Sissoko midfielder, Newcastle

19 Paul Pogba midfielder, Juventus

20 Loïc Rémy forward, Queens Park Rangers

21 Laurent Koscielny defender, Arsenal

22 Clément Grenier midfielder, Lyon (to be replaced by Rémy Cabella)

23 Mickael Landreau goalkeeper, Bastia

Star man

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Karim Benzema has enjoyed the most productive campaign of his career with the Real Madrid forward’s form now transferred more consistently to the national team, for whom he scored three goals on the way to Brazil. Now a father, he finally looks to have come of age and is on Arsenal’s transfer wishlist..

Most likely to be sent home in disgrace

Réunion-born striker Dimitri Payet was dumped by Le Havre as a 16-year-old because of his lack of discipline and focus, and several years later headbutted his Saint–Étienne team-mate Blaise Matuidi mid-match before going on strike to force a move to Paris Saint-Germain. He failed, and having admitted his “lifestyle and attitude were no good” is thriving at Marseille.

The coach

Not a great deal is expected of Didier Deschamps this time round. The long-term priority is Euro 2016 on home soil, and he has recently had his contract extended until then. Clearly not afraid to rattle a few cages, as the excluded Samir Nasri and Gaël Clichy have found to their cost. “Samir’s performances with the France team were not at the level of his performances with his club,” Deschamps said.

Grudge match

Belgium, if only for geographical reasons. Or the fact the Belgians are blessed with such enviable talent and have actually beaten France more often than they have lost since the fixture was first staged in the Brussels suburb of Uccle, where Tintin creator Hergé is buried and the marvelously-monikered mathematician Jacques Tits was born in 1904.

Holed up

All staff at the JP hotel in Ribeirão Preto have been taking French lessons since news broke that Les Bleus would be staying here. The team have requested that shower gel be placed in all bathrooms as players are “not used to blocks of soap” (and some goalkeepers might struggle to pick them up).

How they qualified
By le peau de leurs dents. Understandably finished second to Spain in their group; less understandably lost 2-0 to Ukraine in the play-off, before storming back to win 3-0 in Paris.

World Cup high
Winning at home in 1998, single-handedly converting a nation that up until that point secretly preferred rugby.

World Cup low
Going out in the first round without a win four years later was one of the all-time great World Cup shocks.

Familiar faces
Hugo Lloris (Tottenham), Patrice Evra (Manchester United), Mamadou Sakho (Liverpool), Gaël Clichy (Manchester City), Bacary Sagna (Arsenal), Laurent Koscielny (Arsenal), Olivier Giroud (Arsenal) and most of the Newcastle team.

Title odds: 25/1

The stereotype is …
Perennial underachievers given their enviable depth of talent, but somehow manage to fluke their way through courtesy of luck or Fifa.

The reality is …
A bunch of quite good players, but few great ones. Still suffering a certain identity crisis, and bearing the scars of four years ago. Deschamps has gone with the recent trend for 4-2-3-1, though he tweaked it to 4-3-3 for the second leg of the play-off against Ukraine when seeking to recover a two-goal deficit. Tactics go out of the window if the tantrums set in.

What are they known for?
Saucy actresses 48 per cent
High taxes 22 per cent
Fine dining 19 per cent
Calais hypermarkets 11 per cent

How Google translates the national anthem
But the bloodthirsty despot, but the accomplices of Bouille. All these tigers who pitilessly ripped out their mothers.

Duration
Barely a minute, and not a second wasted.

How to dress like their fans

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French fans have perfected the art of dressing as colourfully and extravagantly as they can whilst maintaining an expression of perfect glumness.

Commentator’s go-to stat
The 13 goals that Just Fontaine scored in 1958, still the record for a single tournament.

Costa Rica Team Preview

The Players

Keylor Navas goalkeeper, Levante

Johnny Acosta defender, Alajuelense

Giancarlo González defender, Columbus Crew

Michael Umaña defender, Saprissa

Celso Borges midfielder, AIK

Óscar Duarte defender, Club Brugge

Christian Bolaños midfielder, Copenhagen

Heiner Mora defender, Saprissa

Joel Campbell forward, Olympiacos

10 Bryan Ruiz (captain) forward, PSV Eindhoven

11 Michael Barrantes midfielder, Aalesund

12 Waylon Francis defender, Columbus Crew

13 Oscar Granados midfielder, Herediano

14 Randall Brenes forward, Cartaginés

15 Júnior Díaz defender, Mainz

16 Cristian Gamboa defender, Rosenborg

17 Yeltsin Tejeda midfielder, Saprissa

18 Patrick Pemberton goalkeeper, Alajuelense

19 Roy Miller defender, New York Red Bulls

20 Diego Calvo midfielder, Valerenga

21 Marco Ureña forward, Kuban Krasnodar

22 José Miguel Cubero midfielder, Herediano

23 Daniel Cambronero goalkeeper, Herediano

Star man

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Bryan Ruiz, nicknamed “The Weasel” in his days at Alajuelense, is the side’s key creator as attacking midfielder or second striker. Unappreciated at Fulham he is thriving after being sent on loan to PSV Eindhoven.

Most likely to be sent home in disgrace
Alvaro Saborio was top scorer in qualifying but has a hot temper, once reportedly kicking a ball at a child during an open training session.

The coach

Standing at 5ft 5in, Jorge Luis Pinto bears all the hallmarks of short-man syndrome. Never short of a terse word in press conferences.

Grudge match

Costa Rica is sometimes known as the Switzerland of Central America because of its peaceable nature but there is no shortage of passion when it comes to fighting Honduras for regional football supremacy. Any meeting between the sides would also have the added flavour of pitting two Colombian coaches against each other.

Holed up

The team have asked for the Hotel Mendes Plaza to build a large relaxation room with sofas, TVs and videogames. It’s in the port city of Santos, so they can perk themselves up at the Coffee Museum or hope some magic will rub off from the statue of the local club’s most famous player, Pelé.

How they qualified
Beat the USA and Mexico on their way to second place in the six-team North American group.

World Cup high
Reaching the last 16 at Italia ’90, beating Scotland and – more impressively – Sweden in the process.

World Cup low
Losing all three of their group games, conceding nine goals, in Germany in 2006.

Familiar faces
Bryan Ruiz (Fulham).

Title odds: 1000/1

The stereotype is …
An impeccably-drilled outfit of small, compact midfielders and big, leggy strikers.

The reality is …
An impeccably-drilled outfit of defenders, defenders and more defenders. Pinto likes his 5-4-1 formation, and against the bigger nations, expect it to get another outing.

What are they known for?
Outstanding natural beauty 56 per cent
Fleeting but unbreakable bond with Derby County 44 per cent

How Google translates the national anthem
In the tenacious battle of fruitful work, reddening the face of man, conquered your children, simple peasants eternal renown, esteem and honour.

Duration
Just under two minutes.

How to dress like their fans

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Slip on a poncho and make it rain with ticker tape. Look unimpressed if anyone asks you the way to San Jose.

Commentator’s go-to stat
Costa Rica has no standing army. Cue plenty of jokes about having a shabby defence.

England Team Preview

The Players

Joe Hart goalkeeper, Manchester City

Glen Johnson defender, Liverpool

Leighton Baines defender, Everton

Steven Gerrard (captain) midfielder, Liverpool

Gary Cahill defender, Chelsea

Phil Jagielka defender, Everton

Jack Wilshere midfielder, Arsenal

Frank Lampard midfielder, Chelsea

Daniel Sturridge forward, Liverpool

10 Wayne Rooney forward, Manchester United

11 Danny Welbeck forward, Manchester United

12 Chris Smalling defender, Manchester United

13 Ben Foster goalkeeper, West Bromwich Albion

14 Jordan Henderson midfielder, Liverpool

15 Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain midfielder, Arsenal

16 Phil Jones defender, Manchester United

17 James Milner midfielder, Manchester City

18 Rickie Lambert forward, Liverpool

19 Raheem Sterling midfielder, Liverpool

20 Adam Lallana midfielder, Southampton

21 Ross Barkley midfielder, Everton

22 Fraser Forster goalkeeper, Celtic

23 Luke Shaw defender, Southampton

Star man

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A toss-up between the captain Steven Gerrard, who until a certain stumble was inspirational for Liverpool, or Wayne Rooney, who needs to rediscover his mojo after a quiet season for Manchester United. Both are big-game players for club and country, and cop much more flak than they deserve.

Most likely to be sent home in disgrace
John Terry, after smuggling himself into the cargo hold and turning up for England’s first training session in freshly-ironed kit.
Other than David Beckham, Rooney is the only man to have been sent off twice in an England shirt. He also had a pop at his own fans at the last World Cup, incredulous as they were at the laughable dross served up in a goalless draw against Algeria.

The coach

Roy Hodgson: just one of those regular blokes who takes the Tube and tells jokes at half-time, and hardly ever has to regret it. Occasionally wild of bouffant, Roy Hodgson is often likened to an owl. Not the most flattering lookalike but people are called worse and he is considered a wise old bird after all.

Grudge match

England always fancy a rumble with Germany, though in truth the enmity only really goes one way, especially as the highly amused Germans have lasted longer than the English in every single World Cup since 1966. Argentina are a better bet. The Malvinas and Maradona affairs of the 1980s didn’t help but it’s a rivalry that stretches back to the Antonio Rattín debacle of 66, when Argentina’s captain was sent off in the quarter-finals for “violence of the tongue”, and took the best part of 10 minutes to walk off.

Holed up

England have wisely decided against staying in Copacabana, as they did in 1950 to disastrous, sleep-bothering effect. Instead they’re at Rio’s Royal Tulip. Only four stars, which might raise a well-plucked eyebrow or two, but it suggests pragmatism has won out over luxury. How very Roy.

How they qualified
With great difficulty and much anguish, despite not losing a game and scoring more goals than Spain and France put together.

World Cup high
Geoff Hurst still hasn’t had to buy his own pint since 1966. Roger Hunt probably has, though.

World Cup low
Not qualifying in 1974, 1978 and 1994 was pretty bad, but for nation-defining collapse, you can’t beat the 1-0 defeat to Ellis Island in 1950.

Familiar faces
Take your pick. Wayne, Stevie G, Frank, Welbz …

Title odds: 25/1

The stereotype is …
Pampered, overpaid prima donnas who choke under pressure and boot the ball long at every opportunity.

The reality is …
Pampered, overpaid prima donnas who choke under pressure and boot the ball long at every opportunity.
Then there is the encouraging emphasis on youth, quoting the German model. Although deprived of Theo Walcott and Andros Townsend, Raheem Sterling’s effervescence, and his connection with Daniel Sturridge, fills the void rather handily. Similarly Ross Barkley’s growing maturity and Jordan Henderson’s thrusting performances for Liverpool provide options.

What are they known for?
Bagpuss 38 per cent
Prog rock 35 per cent
The Shipping Forecast 19 per cent
Playing Paul Scholes on the left eight per cent

How Google translates the national anthem (into Portuguese)
Deus salve a nossa rainha gracioso, vida longa a nossa nobre rainha, deus salve a rainha.

Duration
Long enough for some nitwit to shout “No surrender to the IRA”.

How to dress like their fans

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Head-to-toe Jacamo for the guys, baggy T-shirt and jeans for the girls. And the odd St George Tribute.

Commentator’s go-to stat
The last man to score for England in a World Cup match? Matthew Upson against Germany, although Frank Lampard was hard done by.

Italy Team Preview

The Players

Gianluigi Buffon (captain) goalkeeper, Juventus

Mattia De Sciglio defender, Milan

Giorgio Chiellini defender, Juventus

Matteo Darmian defender, Torino

Thiago Motta midfielder, Paris Saint-Germain

Antonio Candreva midfielder, Lazio

Ignazio Abate defender, Milan

Claudio Marchisio midfielder, Juventus

Mario Balotelli forward, Milan

10 Antonio Cassano forward, Parma

11 Alessio Cerci forward, Torino

12 Salvatore Sirigu goalkeeper, Paris Saint-Germain

13 Mattia Perin goalkeeper, Genoa

14 Alberto Aquilani midfielder, Fiorentina

15 Andrea Barzagli defender, Juventus

16 Daniele De Rossi midfielder, Roma

17 Ciro Immobile forward, Torino

18 Marco Parolo midfielder, Parma

19 Leonardo Bonucci defender, Juventus

20 Gabriel Paletta defender, Parma

21 Andrea Pirlo midfielder, Juventus

22 Lorenzo Insigne forward, Napoli

23 Marco Verratti midfielder, Paris Saint-Germain

Star man

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One of the least star-studded Italian squads in living memory, a reflection perhaps of Serie A’s reduced status. That leaves the superannuated Andrea Pirlo, even at a stately 35, as their top draw. Despite his advancing years, there are few better conductors in the game than the Juventus playmaker. There are younger legs and livelier talents in this squad but for one last time at a major tournament just sit back and savour each and every perfectly-placed pass from Andrea Pirlo.

Most likely to be sent home in disgrace …
Mario”Why Always Me?  Balotelli. Why? Lets not ruin the surprise.

The coach

Cesare Prandelli has rejected the stereotypes and turned into a stylish attacking side. He has held on to at least one Italian tradition however: there will not be a better-groomed manager at this World Cup.

Grudge match

Italy love nothing more than annoying France, from Marco Materazzi’s masterclass in the 2006 final, all the way to 1938 when the team were sent out to play in black shirts, a strip with clear fascist overtones sported purely to annoy the Parisian crowd.

Holed up

There have been hygiene problems at Italy’s secluded beachside Portobello Resort in Mangaratiba, 85km outside Rio. Health and safety officials raided the hotel and confiscated 50kg of fish, butter, ham and other foodstuffs past their sell-by dates. The hotel was also warned for not providing condoms to guests as is required under Brazilian law. The team doctor, Enrico Castellecci, said that Italy were planning to bring most of their own food and chefs in any case: “It hasn’t created a problem for us but of, course, it’s not pleasing.”

How they qualified
Does it really matter? They are there. They are always there. OK then, they strolled their group finishing six points clear of Denmark in second place.

World Cup high
England can never forget 1966, but most Italians probably can’t even name the four, yes four, times they have won the World Cup. The 2006 victory stands out as a triumph against the odds played out to a backdrop of scandal and controversy.

World Cup low
Defeat on penalties to Argentina on home soil in the 1990 semi-final.

Familiar faces
No one in England, though Liverpool fans might recall Alberto Aquilani.

Title odds: 20/1

The stereotype is …
Solid defence, counter attack, slow starters, tournament know-how, lavish gestures, long hair.

The reality is …
Free (ish) flowing attacking football, dodgy defence, lavish gestures, long hair. The Italians, as always, are at their best when sitting back patiently and waiting for teams to make mistakes, or pass themselves out, before hitting them on the counter. Think José Mourinho’s Chelsea, only with more expensive cologne. Balotelli’s evisceration of Germany in Euro 2012 stands as the recent high point, though Italy held their own against world and European champions Spain at the Confederations Cup, before doing what they so often do, losing a penalty shootout. Prandelli says he has been drilling his team to line up 4-3-1-2 or 3-5-2 because he has to “organise how to get to the final”. How’s that for ambition, Roy?

What they’re known for
La Dolce Vita 30 per cent
Pasta 18 per cent
Their hair 12 per cent
Their mothers 40 per cent

How Google translates the national anthem
We were for centuries downtrodden and derided, we are not one people, we are divided.

How long does it last?
One minute 40 seconds of chest-pumping national pride. Note to any budding young countries out there: this is how you do a national anthem.

How to dress like their fans

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It’s almost impossible for an outsider to look like an Italian man or woman so instead try and behave like them, which basically involves overreacting to every single incident waving your hands in the air and looking to the heavens in disgust.

Commentator’s go-to stat
Only Brazil (93) and Germany (99) have played more games in World Cup finals than Italy (83). The Italians have drawn more games than anyone else (21).

 

Uruguay Preview

The Players

Fernando Muslera goalkeeper, Galatasaray

Diego Lugano (captain) defender, West Bromwich Albion

Diego Godín defender, Atlético Madrid

Jorge Fucile defender, Porto

Walter Gargano midfielder, Parma

Álvaro Pereira midfielder, São Paulo

Cristian Rodríguez midfielder, Atlético Madrid

Abel Hernández forward, Palermo

Luis Suárez forward, Liverpool

10 Diego Forlán forward, Cerezo Osaka

11 Christian Stuani forward, Espanyol

12 Rodrigo Muñoz goalkeeper, Libertad

13 José María Giménez defender, Atlético Madrid

14 Nicolás Lodeiro midfielder, Botafogo

15 Diego Pérez midfielder, Bologna

16 Maxi Pereira defender, Benfica

17 Egidio Arévalo Ríos midfielder, Morelia

18 Gastón Ramírez midfielder, Southampton

19 Sebastián Coates defender, Liverpool

20 Álvaro González midfielder, Lazio

21 Edinson Cavani forward, Paris Saint-Germain

22 Martín Cáceres defender, Juventus

23 Martín Silva goalkeeper, Vasco da Gama

Star man

Edinson Cavani celebrates scoring for Uruguay against Venezuela

One is tempted to say Edinson Cavani and save you know who for the bad boy category below but the truth is Suárez may be a horrible person but he is a magnificently skilful, artful and clever player, with 39 goals from 76 caps. Cavani is however likely to take on greater prominence as Luis Suárez fights for fitness, Edinson Cavani is a card-carrying A-lister anyway. Quick and physically strong, he is a potent finisher, who exists to score goals, according to his team-mates. His numbers at Paris Saint-Germain after his £55m mega-move from Napoli were impressive – 22 goals in 34 starts in all competitions – even if there was the suspicion that he was not always entirely happy at the club.

Most likely to be sent home in disgrace
Racially abusing an opponent, twice biting an opponent, agitating behind the scenes and with opportune leaks to newspapers for transfers away from clubs who have done nothing but stand up for him. Guess who?

The Coach

Óscar Wáshington Tabárez, ‘El Maestro’, loved by pragmatists and pseuds alike, is seven years into his second spell with the national team and has been successful with his rejuvenation, reviving the gritty spirit of Uruguayan football for a generation of stellar products of the youth system, reaching the semi-finals in 2010 and winning the Copa America a year later.

Grudge match

Uruguayans look on Argentina as one might do a bullying older brother and any opportunity to bloody their knees is eagerly taken. There is a rich history to the rivalry. Behind England v Scotland, it is the oldest international on the calendar and, until Brazil won the 1958 World Cup, it was Uruguay and Argentina who dominated South American football. They share borders, a language and plenty of cultural stuff and, when they collide, the intensity burns. They do, however, tend to root for each other on the global stage, particularly when one of them plays a big European nation. So exactly like England and Scotland, then …

Holed up

The JN Resort in Sete Lagoas, Belo Horizonte is heavy on luxuries and corporate mod-cons. It even boasts party spaces for that special event, including The Paradise Room, The Privilege Room and The Hairy-Arsed Defenders’ Room.

How they qualified
Fifth in their regional group, missing out on an automatic spot to Ecuador on goal difference, losing five times in 16 games despite Luis Suárez’s 11 goals. They rallied superbly to marmalise Jordan 5-0 in Amman in the intercontinental play-off and lit their cigars for a 0-0 stroll in the second leg.

World Cup high
Won the first tournament in 1930, though only needed four games to do so, then memorably pooped Brazil’s party in 1950 by winning again. There was no final that year only a four team group which Brazil needed a point to win and Uruguay a victory, which they duly achieved, winning 2-1 from 1-0 down with 25 minutes to play in front of 199,000 home fans in the Maracana.

World Cup low
Given their history of rugged play it would not seem like a low to them but their bone-shuddering assault on Scotland in 1986 was disgraceful.

Familiar faces
Diego Lugano (West Bromwich Albion), Gastón Ramirez (Southampton), Suárez (Liverpool).

Title odds: 28/1

The stereotype is … 
Grim-faced assassins with skill who will do anything to win. If you want to fight, they’ll fight you. If you want to play, they’ll fight you, then play you.

The reality is … 
With a front three of Cavani, Suárez and Diego Forlan they possess formidable attacking power but lack midfield ingenuity and the pace at the back to cope with serious flyers.

What they’re known for?
Fray Bentos 41 per cent
Birds 26 per cent
Graff Spree 18 per cent
Blueberries 15 per cent

How Google translates the national anthem
Liberty, East Liberty! This cry to the Homeland saved. That their braves in fierce battles from sublime enthusiasm inflamed.

Duration
The longest in the world, swooping and soaring operatically for 4 min 55 sec. The music is so perfectly Italian the words being in Spanish come as a surprise.

How to dress like their fans

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Sky blue shirts, the usual faces daubed up as flags, comedy top hats with proudly, beaming sun emblems, the kind you would see on T-shirts at 5am in a Hampshire field during a Sunrise rave in 1989.

Commentator’s go-to stat
In 2010 Uruguay overtook bitter rivals Argentina after a 40-year reign as the highest per capita global beef consumers at 58.2kg per person each year.

Group C Preview, Columbia, Ivory Coast, Greece, Japan

Group C comprising of Colombia, Ivory Coast, Greece, Japan is a very geographically diverse group, representing 4 totally different regions. Despite the presence of several talented players, the group lacks World Cup pedigree: None of the teams has made a quarter-final till date. Each team has at least one major weakness, some of which cancel each other out – which means all six fixtures are likely to be good fun.

Group C Schedule
S.No. Date Time Teams City Stadium
1 14/6 17:00 Colombia vs Greece Belo Horizonte Estadio Mineirao
2 15/6 02:00 Ivory Coast vs Japan Recife Arena Pernambuco
3 19/6 17:00 Colombia v Ivory Coast Brasilia Estadio Nacional
4 20/6 23:00 Japan v Greece Natal Arena das Dunas
5 25/6 21:00 Japan v Colombia Cuiaba Arena Pantanal
6 25/6 21:00 Greece v Ivory Coast Fortaleza Estadio Castelao

Locations

Cuiaba, Recife, Fortaleza, Belo Horizonte, Brasilia, Natal

Temperature could be a major factor in Brazil. At the Confederations Cup last year, the intense summer heat was a huge problem for teams from outside South America, with 8 Italian players requesting a half-time substitution against Brazil. That naturally hands Colombia an added weapon. In addition to being the strongest team in Group C, they have already used the weather to their advantage in qualifying, scheduling all their home matches at mid-afternoon in hot Barranquilla.

As you can see, three of the venues (Fortaleza, Recife or Natal) are coastal cities, usually warmer and more humid than cities away from the coast. Curiously, all three of Colombia’s venues are in the hinterland (Cuiaba, Brasilia, Belo Horizonte), where the peak daily temperatures are significantly lowerIt’s risky to rely excessively on these things, but the cooler weather might level the playing field for their opponents.

 Brasilia’s Mane Garrincha National Stadium is the most expensive of the lot, and can seat upto 73,000

Team Guide

Colombia

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Colombia have risen from the ‘dark horse’ tag to become one of the main contenders to at least progress to the next round. Boasting a Fifa ranking of fourth at the start of 2014 and carrying one of the most expensive European footballers in James Rodriguez, they are in the competition to prove a point, as they will be making their first appearance in the World Cup after 16 years.

Their qualification at this year’s World Cup was no less than a roller-coaster ride. They won nine of their 16 matches to earn the second spot in South America, which included a 4-0 win against Uruguay, who had come into the game on the back of a two-year unbeaten run. But they had to wait till the last game to confirm qualification due to a few underwhelming performances.

Their coach, Jose Pekerman, brings with him a variety of different formations, but to varying degrees of success, which makes it very unclear as to how they will line up at the World Cup.

Key Player – James Rodríguez

FIFA Ranking : 8

For more information, read Columbia Team Preview.

Japan

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Japan didn’t even have a professional domestic league till 1993; now they’re taking part in their 5th consecutive World Cup, having hosted the 2002 edition. It’s been a meteoric rise fuelled by money, foreign know-how and work ethic. While a technically brilliant side, Japan are yet to figure out the knockout stages.

Japan became the first team to come through qualifications for the 2014 World Cup with a hope to make it further than their previous best of second round. With 10 points from six games, Japan finished second in the third round of the Asian qualification with Uzbekistan on top. In the final group round of the qualifiers, Japan cruised to the top spot, five points adrift of Australia to book a fifth straight World Cup berth.

Italian coach Alberto Zaccheroni has guided the nation to the 2011 Asian Cup glory which helped them secure a place in the 2013 Confederations Cup where Japan were thrashed badly by Brazil, Italy and Mexico.However, they seem to have found good form as a draw against the Netherlands and a victory over Belgium in late 2013 helped them prove their mettle.

Key Player – Keisuke Honda

FIFA Ranking : 46

For more information, read Japan Team Preview.

Ivory Coast

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As the highest-ranked African nation, Ivory Coast will arrive for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil with some unfinished business. They suffered first-round defeats to Argentina and Netherlands in their opening matches in the 2006 World Cup, their debut appearance, while 2010 again saw them earning defeat when they drew against a Cristiano Ronaldo inspired Portugal, while suffering a 3-1 defeat against Brazil. This time around, the chances of making it to the second round are higher for the African giants.

They will pin their hopes on Didier Drogba, former Chelsea superstar and the captain for this year’s World Cup, while Manchester City’s in-form Yaya Toure will also be ready to achieve victories for his country.

One of only two nations to finish unbeaten in African qualifying (the other being Nigeria). They overcame Senegal 5-3 on aggregate in the play-offs. Lille man Salomon Kalou was top scorer with 5 goals.

Key Player – Yaya Toure

FIFA Ranking : 23

For more information, read Ivory Coast Preview.

Greece

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Greece will enter the 2014 World Cup with a lot of confidence, even though they had to go through the playoffs to qualify. Greece have a very good record of making it to the major tournaments after their surprise win at the European Championship a decade ago in 2004. They made it to the World Cup thrice out of the last four tournaments but only to add to their disappointment by being knocked out in the group stages on all three occasions.

Coach Fernando Santos likes to adopt a defensive approach, but a quarter-final appearance in the Euro 2012 means his strategy has had a considerable amount of success. Under his command, Greece will try to carry their pre-World Cup confidence to render a bold approach towards the tournament itself.

Greece’s star players Giorgos Karagounis (captain) and Kostas Kastsounaras, who holds the record for most caps, are again expected to deliver for the nation after appearing in all the qualifiers.

The Greeks are classic underdogs – lacking any real stars, but with fantastic team spirit. They will need it in spades if they are to get a whiff of the knockouts in Brazil.

Key Player – Kostas Mitroglou

FIFA Ranking : 12

For more information, read Greece Team Preview.

Key Fixture

Colombia vs Ivory Coast on 19th June. These two are the strongest sides on paper, and the difference in style – a typically Latin American, free-flowing side against a physically strong African side – should make this an interesting contest..

Observations

Even without Radamel Falcao, Colombia have the sheer quality to force their way into the knockouts. But their defence lacks pace or ability, and this could be exploited by the likes of Drogba and Yaya Toure.

Ivory Coast’s main problem is age – at 29, Kalou is the youngest survivor from the golden generation. Yaya Toure has had a great season with City, but a knee injury could keep him out of their opening fixtures, and that could prove vital if Drogba – in the twilight of his career – fails to deliver.

Greece are the worst side technically and creatively, while Japan are perhaps the best on both counts. If results were determined by visual appeal alone, both would hold very different FIFA rankings! Japan lost thrice at last summer’s Confederations Cup and lack a good striker, which could be their undoing against packed defences like Greece. While Shinji Kagawa and Keisuke Honda flourished as central attackers, both have struggled out wide since joining Manchester United and AC Milan respectively. This tournament provides a good chance for them to remind the world of their abilities.

Predictions

Groups of Death are passe. Group C could be the first ever Group of Underdogs: 4 teams with a lot to prove, but none good enough to last the distance. The relative lack of World Cup experience makes predictions difficult, though. Nevertheless, here’s my attempt. If you disagree with the order suggested – you can see the comments section below, and you know what to do.

Predicted Leaderboard
Team   Points
Colombia 7
Ivory Coast 4
Greece 3
Japan 2

 

Greece Team Preview

The Players

Orestis Karnezis goalkeeper, Granada

Giannis Maniatis defender, Olympiakos

Giorgos Tzavellas defender, Paok

Kostas Manolas defender, Olympiakos

Vangelis Moras defender, Verona

Alexandros Tziolis midfielder, Kayserispor

Giorgos Samaras forward, Celtic

Panagiotis Kone midfielder, Bologna

Kostas Mitroglou forward, Fulham

10 Giorgos Karagounis midfielder, (captain) Fulham

11 Loukas Vyntra defender, Levante

12 Panagiotis Glykos goalkeeper, Paok

13 Stefanos Kapino goalkeeper, Panathinaikos

14 Dimitris Salpingidis forward, Paok

15 Vasilis Torosidis defender, Roma

16 Lazaros Christodoulopoulos midfielder, Bologna

17 Theofanis Gekas forward, Konyaspor

18 Giannis Fetfatzidis midfielder, Genoa

19 Sokratis Papastathopoulos defender, Borussia Dortmund

20 José Holebas defender, Olympiakos

21 Kostas Katsouranis midfielder, Paok

22 Andreas Samaris midfielder, Olympiakos

23 Panagiotis Tachtsidis midfielder, Torino

Star man

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Kostas Mitroglou, The striker, who has played 153 minutes of football since moving to London in January, was in exceptional form during the play-off against Romania, scoring three times over the two legs.

Most likely to be sent home in disgrace
Former Portsmouth striker Theofanis Gekas has fallen out with countless managers and retired from international football in 2010 citing “special circumstances within the team”. He returned to the squad a year later.

The coach

Fernando Santos had the somewhat unenviable task of taking over from Otto Rehhagel who had led Greece to triumph at Euro 2004, but the Portuguese has managed to make even more of an art form out of the 1-0 win. Five of their 10 qualifiers were won by this scoreline.

Grudge match

Old rivals Turkey haven’t qualified, and even older rivals, the Trojans, are yet to make their long-awaited comeback, which means that Greece are going to have to be inventive in their search for some needle. They did make Cristiano Ronaldo cry when they beat Portugal in the final of Euro 2004, so that’s a start, while much of the buildup to their quarter-final against Germany at Euro 2012 was given over to Clever People talking about the economy. Greece will hope not to get merked by Merkel again.

Holed up

The general manager of the Radisson in Aracaju said it was “an honour and a challenge” for his hotel to welcome the Greeks, requiring “only a few adaptations” for which they were “almost 100% prepared”. The players will train at the Lourival Baptista Stadium, which is due to be fully completed in August. “They only wanted the pitch, the changing rooms and the floodlights to be ready,” said the local tourism minister, Elber Batalha. The local airport is currently being renovated, a process scheduled to end in 2015. Still, there’s a nice beach.

How they qualified
Beat Romania 4-2 on aggregate in the play-off having been edged off top spot in Group G on goal difference by Bosnia. Goal difference is not their strong point: their 25 points in 10 qualifying games came despite only scoring 12 goals.

World Cup high
USA ‘94. Reached the World Cup finals for the very first time in their history.

World Cup low
USA ‘94. Were tonked in each of their opening games at USA ’94, firstly when a doped-up Maradona inspired Argentina to a 4-0 win. They then crashed to Bulgaria by the same score before a 2-0 defeat to Nigeria in the final match completed the American nightmare.

Familiar faces
Giorgos Karagounis (Fulham), Kostas Mitroglou (Fulham).

Title odds: 200/1

The stereotype is …
Ruthless efficiency. As demonstrated by the 2.08 points they gained for every goal scored during qualification. Strong at set-pieces, and with an often chaotic, yet extremely effective approach to defending.

The reality is …
Eh, see above. To their lethal set-piece delivery they have managed to add the chipped ball over the top for Mitroglou to run onto. And that’s about that.

What they’re known for
Smashing plates 8 per cent
Debt 42 per cent
Protesting 10 per cent
Philosophy 24 per cent
Other really old things 16 per cent

How Google translates the national anthem
I recognise you from the edge sword terrible, I know in the face violence with which measures the earth.

How long is it?
The full version has 158 verses. Thankfully we can expect a radio friendly two minutes or so.

How to dress like their fans

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Togas, centurion helmets, sandals and shields are the order of the day. Greece fans won’t be complaining about the heat.

Commentator’s go-to stat
Scored one goal every 75 minutes during their qualifying group. Conceded a goal every 225 minutes during their qualifying group. This is their third time in the World Cup – they have only won one game.

Ivory Coast Team Preview

The Players

Boubacar Barry goalkeeper, Lokeren

Ousmane Diarrassouba defender, Caykur Rizespor

Arthur Boka defender, Stuttgart

Kolo Touré defender, Liverpool

Didier Zokora defender, Trabzonspor

Mathis Bolly forward, Fortuna Düsseldorf

Jean-Daniel Akpa-Akpro defender, Toulouse

Salomon Kalou forward, Lille

Cheik Tioté midfielder, Newcastle United

10 Gervinho forward, Roma

11 Didier Drogba (captain) forward, Galatasaray

12 Wilfried Bony forward, Swansea City

13 Didier Ya Konan midfielder, Hannover

14 Ismaël Diomandé midfielder, Saint-Étienne

15 Max Gradel forward, Saint-Étienne

16 Sylvain Gbohouo goalkeeper, Séwé Sport

17 Serge Aurier defender, Toulouse

18 Constant Djakpa defender, Eintracht Frankfurt

19 Yaya Touré midfielder, Manchester City

20 Serey Die midfielder, Basel

21 Giovanni Sio forward, Basel

22 Sol Bamba defender, Trabzonspor

23 Sayouba Mandé goalkeeper, Stabaek

Star man

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Yaya Touré is a bull of a midfield player who leaves defenders looking like trampled daisies. His return of 20 Premier League goals would have scooped the player of the year awards in a normal season after his blockbusting displays for Manchester City. He should be given licence to push forward to cause maximum destruction, although his considerable skills will definitely be needed elsewhere too.

Most likely to be sent home in disgrace …

The dirty work will fall to the aptly-named Serey Die. Having been banned for four months for walking out on his club in Algeria, the tough-tackling defensive midfielder was accused of match-fixing (an accusation he denied) while at Sion in 2010 after turning up to training in a new Porsche days after his fifth red card in the space of just 14 months. But Die’s proudest moment came two years later when he was banned for eight matches for slapping a 13-year-old ballboy.

The coach

A failed experiment with a home-grown manager, Francois Zahoui, saw ‘The Elephants’ return to the tried and tested formula of a European head coach. Sabri Lamouchi has done what was expected and reached the finals. Now to get out of the group.

Grudge match

After qualifying at the expense of bitter enemies Senegal, Lamouchi has bigger fish to fry. An opportunity to put one over former colonial masters France would be top of his list after being one of six unlucky players who were left out of Aimé Jacquet’s Les Bleus squad on the eve of their 1998 triumph.

Holed up

The Oscar Inn Eco Resort in Águas de Lindoia, 170km to the north of São Paulo, is owned and run by none other than Oscar Bernardi from Brazil’s 1982 World Cup side. So they can expect plenty of stories of what could and might have been for Zico and friends. And there’s always the nearby thermal baths and fresh springs from a region that supplies 60% of Brazil’s mineral water.

How they qualified
Beat Senegal 4-2 on aggregate in a two-legged play-off after winning a group containing Morocco, Tanzania and Gambia.

World Cup high
The joy of qualifying for the tournament for the first time in 2006 was tempered slightly when they found themselves in a group with Argentina, Holland and Serbia & Montenegro. It proved too tough a task for Didier Drogba and co.

World Cup low
The group stage elimination four years ago in South Africa was tough to take for what, on paper, is Africa’s strongest sign. They are not known as ‘chokers’ for nothing.

Familiar faces
Kolo Touré (Liverpool), Yaya Touré (Manchester City), Cheick Tioté (Newcastle United), Arouna Koné (Everton).

Title odds: 100/1

The stereotype is …
Pace, power, raw talent, naïve at the back, doing it for Africa.

The reality is …
If anything the failings of the Ivory Coast’s ‘golden generation’ has come as a result of playing with caution and a sense that they are weighed down by the expectation levels.

What they’re known for
Didier Drogba 50 per cent
Civil war 20 per cent
Beaches 20 per cent
Alpha Blondy 10 per cent

How Google translates the national anthem
Hi O land of hope; Country hospitality. Your gallant legions noted your dignity.

How long it lasts
A disjointed 70 seconds.

How to dress like their fans 

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Head-to-toe white body paint, sunglasses and an elaborate hand-carved elephant-head mask. Pretty straightforward really.

Commentator’s go-to stat
Expect patronising comments such as: ‘They’re not just playing for the 20 million people back in the Ivory Coast. They’re carrying the hopes of one billion Africans.’