Meet the Team: IRAN
Now that squads have been announced, we can look more closely into the hotness of the individual teams. I mean, that’s what we’re here for, right? For each team, I’ll talk a bit about the squad, then highlight ten hotties.
Today’s team: IRAN!
This is the first time Iran have qualified for two World Cups in a row, and Iran look stronger this go ‘round. They’ve added some pacey wingers and an in-form striker to their well-organized defense. Many don’t expect them to make it to the knockouts, and it’s a shame because I wouldn’t mind looking at these faces longer.
Team Nickname: Team Melli (The National Team)
Fan Chant: Iran! (6x clap)
Goalkeepers:
- Ali Beiranvand, #1 (home club: Persepolis FC)
- Rashid Mazaheri, #12 (home club: Zob Ahan Isfahan FC)
- Amir Abedzadeh #22 (home club: CS Maritomo)
Hot, young…talent.
Defenders:
- Roozbeh Cheshmi, #4, (home club: Esteghlal Tehran)
- Milad Mohammadi, #5 (home club: Akhmat Grozny)
- Pejman Montazeri, #15 (home club: Esteghlal Tehran)
- Majid Hosseini, #19 (home club: Esteghlal Tehran);
- Ehsan Haji Safi, #3 (home club: Olympiacos)
What a jawline (with or without facial hair) and can rock a suit and a kit in equal measure.
- Morteza Pourliganji, #8 (home club: Al Saad)
Stocky, hardy build. Eyebrow game on fleek (as the kids say), and great hair.
- Mohammad Reza Khanzadeh, #13 (home club: Padideh FC)
Beautiful brown eyes, amazing bone structure, and a wink I’m happy to return
- Ramin Rezaeian, #23 (home club: KV Oostende)
Ramin seems kind of like a frat boy, but like a really talented one with a sweet smile. So…it’s not terrible
Midfielders:
- Mehdi Torabi, #2 (home club: Saipa Alborz)
- Saeid Ezatolahi, #6 (home club: FK Amkar Perm)
- Omid Ebrahimi, #9 (home club: Esteghlal Tehran)
- Vahid Amiri, #11 (home club: Persepolis FC)
- Masoud Shojaei, #7 (home club: AEK Athens)
That one friend you had in third grade whose father was so handsome and would ruffle your hair and laugh and tell you he was glad to see you again and even though he was totally wholesome (and now you know that was part of it), you felt things for the first time
Forwards:
- Mehdi Taremi, #17, (home club: Al Gharafa)
- Sardar Azmoun, #20 (home club: Rubin Kazan)
- Ashkan Dejagah, #21 (home club: Nottingham Forest),
- Karim Ansarifard, #10 (home club: Olympiacos)
I’m still processing the deltoids in the first pic, And I can’t even think about the thighs in the second.
- Saman Ghoddos, #14 (home club: IFK Östersund)
Gorgeous eyes and looks like he gives really great hugs?
- Reza Ghoochannejhad, #16 (home club: SC Heerenveen)
Reza, Reza, Reza. Stop.
- Alireza Jahanbakhsh, #18 (home club: AZ Alkmaar)
Arguably Iran’s star player this year on the field. And off the field. I mean, are you seeing this? What is in the water in Iran?