Here's the deal with me and sports: Unless it involves the St. Louis Cardinals or my Mizzou Tigers, I don't care. Sure, I'll head to the bar to watch a game for the social aspect, but you best believe I'm that annoying person asking "Why are we clapping? Did they score?" But the World Cup, especially the 2014 World Cup, has sparked a newfound interest in soccer for me, and it's all thanks to (what else?) hot guys. And some of these fellas have a resemblance to other hot guys I love. Here's a quick guide. I know these aren't perfect matches looks-wise, but you can't deny there's definite similarities there...
If you like Cristiano Ronaldo, then you'll like... Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal). Who am I to mess with perfection? I don't watch soccer, and even I know who he is. He was voted the hottest World Cup player by Hot or Not users, for obvious reasons.
If you like Zac Efron, then you'll like... Olivier Giroud (France). Hello, swoop-y hair, abs for days, and maj cheekbones.
If you like Ian Somerhalder, then you'll like... Javi Martinez (Spain). So Javi doesn't have Ian's baby blues, but the tousled hair and chiseled features are totally there.
If you like Jason Derulo, then you'll like... Glen Johnson (England). Sure, it's not a perfect match-up, but you can't deny that Glen and Jason both have rock-star-worthy abs and winning smiles. [Insert "Talk Dirty" joke here?]__
__What other guys from the World Cup do you think are cute?
